where am i from again
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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