Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
We are two peas in an std pod
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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