I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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