Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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