is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
