home. puking in laundry basket.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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