I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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