I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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