I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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