Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
as a side note pls kill me
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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