I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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