I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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