I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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