just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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