I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
