i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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