She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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