First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
