It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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