It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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