i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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