we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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