Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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