Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
