so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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