he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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