I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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