some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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