What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
