What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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