Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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