I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
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