the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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