So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Randomize
