i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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