i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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