The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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