we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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