he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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