Acid is not a monday night drug
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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