Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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