The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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