What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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