come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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