But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I have already put on my inside pants.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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