and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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