And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I forget how to act sober
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