8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
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