this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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