I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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