you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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