honey bunches of taint.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Damn victory sex feels great
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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