I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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