Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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